March 2012
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I hope all of Rick Santorum’s DVDs get scratched so his DVD player skips over all the good scenes in movies.
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I hope that Rick Santorum never gets enough potassium and wakes up every night from charley horses.
fionafix-it:
I hope Rick Santorum looks over his shoulder because he thought somebody said his name and his god turns him into a pillar of salt
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balanos replied to your post: I hope when Rick Santorum buys furniture at Ikea…
Or spends an entire day trying to put it together and it ends up uneven (my mom and I bought a cabinet from IKEA and the doors wouldn’t close and we got hurt so many times while making it)
this has happened to me too. I built my first bed from them wrong and within a couple of months I fell through it in the...
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I hope when Rick Santorum buys furniture at Ikea he is always loses a nut or blot and can’t put it together.
February 2012
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you know who would have made a great American...
mynameisgrey:
iheartrogues:
fwips:
Hey Sherlock, get over here, man.
I found some
Fresh Prints.
Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute, just hold my Glock
I’ll tell you how I became the friend of a man named Sherlock
THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
I approve.
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apparently jorgie loves dub-step and law and order
radi0activesunrise:
brainguts:
i don’t even know this puppy anymore.
for the record jorgie also loves pee sooooo
also feet and arm pits and marshmallows
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treebeardoffangorn replied to your post: apparently jorgie loves dub-step and law and order
why were you spinning dubstep???
Katrina was curious about how Skrillex won three grammys hahahha
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apparently jorgie loves dub-step and law and order
i don’t even know this puppy anymore.
The problem with parenting culture
littlemissmutant:
allies-person:
To begin, an anecdote: My grandma used to live in a retirement community. She and her friends had numerous games that they played together: poker, mahjong, gin rummy…and one-upsmanship about their children. This is how it went. They would sit around talking about their children and their degrees and professions and weigh how they measured up against each...
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currently in bed eating pizza
is this heaven
am i dead
